#brock lesnar headcanon

[ava-valerie]

for the request thingy please 🖤

cowboy brock lesnar , spicy/smutty , and on a road trip but there is nowhere to sit so he offers you a spot on his lap maybe? save a horse, ride a cowboy. ;)

I was SO hoping that someone would pick this exact combination 😫💖💦 YES! YES TO ALL! You. Shall. Receive. 💖

** Headcanon **

NSFW below the cut (18+ readers only)

Brock's amused smirk grows wider the more irritated you get

The sheer sight of your raised eyebrows and the convulsed mouth gives him that little extra joy of the situation as he stops the vehicle next to you

You were expecting a car, or at least a bike, when suggesting the roadtrip

And not a fucking tractor

Now you get all riled up, wielding the arms

"What is THAT?!"

His chuckle is almost provocative as he answers

"As you can see, that's a tractor."

"No shit, Brock! Where am I going to sit?!"

You whine while looking up to the big man who casually sits on the only seat available

Looking ridiculously hot with that sleeveless vest and the stupid cowboy hat

The urge to either slap his face, OR make out with his face grows inside of you

Brock gives you a lopsided sneer and pats his thigh

"Climb up. It'll be comfy. Promised."

Why does every word sound like a mocking?

You grab the hand he offers and he easily pulls you up and on his lap

Your back resting against his upper body

"Sheesh. I hope my hair won't get tangled from the amazing speed of this tractor."

The complaint causes him to snort and he runs his fingers over the inside of your thigh, holding the steering wheel with the other hand

"You're such a crybaby. Let's see if I can turn this crying into... hm... whining..."

With that said, he slowly moves a digit over your clothed sex

Adding so much pressure you almost jump from the contact

Without a warning he removes the hand from the steering wheel and you have to grab it

"What are you doing?!"

"You got this, kid. Eyes on the road."

Both of his hands sneak under your shirt and bra, fingers teasing your sensitive nipples as you fight to keep the eyes open

The need for some friction gets unbearable and you slide up and down on his thigh

Feeling how he flexes the muscle

"Oh my... please!"

You whimper and he firmly pinches a nipple while sliding a hand in your pants and pushing a finger inside you

Groaning in your ear

"I love it when I can make you shut up and instead whining... Now enjoy the fuckin' road."

His talking makes you twitch and he keeps on fingering you

On a tractor

[bluestarzi]

Hi! I'm Bluey

You can submit a request/prompt for me to write about here, and if I like the prompt enough I'll write a full fic on ao3!! (ao3)

Things I'll write about:

• age regression

• judgment day (Rhea, Finn, Damian, Dom)

• kink (nothing too extreme)

Things I won't write:

• incest

• rape/non con

• drinking and driving (for personal trauma reasons)

• brock lesnar, vince mcmahon

• x-reader (sorry i just don't like these ones)

• y/n (again, i just don't like these)

My main pairings are:

• damian x dominik

• rhea x liv

• rhea x damian x dominik

Would anyone like a headcanons post?

[paladin-of-nerd-fandom65]

Thanks for the answers, you & spider-jay are the reasons why I created that small blog post about the young titans group; details about that and more are coming soon ;)

1: I think you said this already butt what is something they get extremely jealous of?

2: Chris, Jon, & Kons outfits are based on the original designs from the comics, what new & original outfits would you give them? I can see Chris wearing a purple & black version of Zods outfit since his lightsaber color is purple; the Z on the outfit stands for despair & Chris changes it to his own version of hope instead (in my Headcanon)

3: what’s the duos reaction to undertaker losing his wrestle mania streak? If they dislike Brock lesnar, who would they choose to end undertakers streak?

4: what’s your favorite alternative universes of the duo?

5: based on questions in the past from me & others, how do you come up with them? Is it based on your likes or is it you look at the characters & decide “this” is their character?

6: any “fluffy” headcanons of the duo? Like Chris using his shadow powers to cuddle & hug his brothers or Jake.

Apologies for the delays my friend @pin-crusher2000

That being said…..

1) While extreme jealousy is way too harsh to describe it overall as the two are quite accepting and courteous as much as kids their age can be; Chris would have an absolute tiny issue with Conner being the premier and most popular of the junior Supers between him, himself and Jon. Meanwhile, Jake would have a tiny bit of comprehension issues with the fact that his powers, whether he actually wanted them at first or not, came in much later in his life while Mar’i was basically and almost literally born with hers.

2) Conner: A White T Shirt with a Black and Red S Shield, a new leather trench coat with a red underside and a golden S Shield on the back, black pants with a two belts and finally brown workman’s boots. Also, he can keep his trademark shades

Chris: (Don’t get me wrong, your idea sounds great in an off itself. Major kudos. Here’s just my idea for a custom suit) A Light Purple and bright Blue Shirt sleeved shirt with gold trimmings around the collar and sleeve holes, at the center of it a Blue and Yellow version of S Shield only the outer part of it modified to resemble a dragon akin to his canon logo, a yellow cape with a blue underside, a light purple and blue pair of pants coupled with a gold belt plus golden boots which have dark blue soles and his S logo on them, and of course his gold headband.

Jon: A Long sleeved shirt that follows the pattern closely to his canonical suit only it’s an actual shirt and not a sweatshirt, a red cape with a blue underside, dark red fingerless gloves, blue pants with yellow trimmings around the belt area and pockets, and finally some extra high top Converse sneakers.

3) Well…..very similar if anything to that guy from that very Mania, the ‘Just Say Yes’ shirt fella. Once they’re able to actually comprehend their thoughts and emotions for their opinions….they both, while liking Lesnar enough as a performer, agree that it really should’ve been Cena or even better Cesaro who should’ve broke the Streak. And if there had been an older talent given those honors, they could probably vouched instead for Sting or even Goldberg to do it.

4) So far, there are some examples that I can think off the top of my head.

Firstly, there’s what @spider-jaysart and I formulated together based on her ideas for an AU featuring gothic monsters and creatures. Here Chris is a ghost while Jake is a vampire. We call it the ‘Dark Monster Adventure Universe’

One other would be based on Pacific Rim, a movie in which alien kaiju invading the Earth are actively fought back by humanity constructing gigantic Mechas that are piloted by two people who are bound and linked together by their thoughts and feelings for each other, platonic, familial or whichever. The better the pilots bond, the better they fight. In a Pacific Rim AU, it’s a no capes type, but Chris and Jake do pilot one of these mechs, a Jarger, together.

Finally and probably cliches for an comic fan but why not; an AU where Chris is firmly Lor Zod and not only aided his father to take over the Earth and terraform it as a New Krypton with the House of Zod at the helm but also the ruling house makes an alliance of sorts with the Earth based Court of Owls, offering their services for assassinating any human politicians and challengers to the Zods’ rule in exchange for that House to allow them to operate under their protection and with access to Kryptonian tech. It’s through the Court we meet up with their version of Jake as the entirety of the Grayson family are made part of the Owls. Kory and Mar’i are ambassadors of sorts to other alien races that comes across Earth while Dick is firmly in command of the Court’s Talons. Jake would be among the Talons, already having the electrum working in his bloodstream as for Tamaraneans, hybrid or purebred, has a tendency to activate immediately whether the person is still actually alive or undead. Jake in particular serves as Lor’s personal bodyguard, their own adventures usually centering on taking down any rival supervillains or alien warlords who wish to upset this status quo

Sooooo…ironically like that Sinister Sons book in a way….hopefully this is would be better than that one lol

5) I base the characterizations and interactions with these characters with what hopefully is a healthy blend of both their canonical appearances and personalities and admittedly also some of my own interests and tastes influencing them as well. If only really to fill in the gaps their canonical depictions otherwise left out or weren’t explored as much. For instance, given we mainly saw Chris as a six year old and later a teenager, how would a twelve year old version of him who adapted fully to life on Earth would be like or how would Jake’s behavior be like if he not only grew up in a world where his Dad didn’t use a device from Apokolips to end an all out war between metahumans, didn’t follow it up with being the face of an authoritarian regime that makes being meta human illegal and also didn’t have Kory leave the family to establish a resistance force against said regime. All that plus having an older sister.

Yeah as one can tell, wish fulfillment with these guys is a thing for me at least. Though I try my best being consistent with their characterizations within canonical depictions and even in this very AU itself. Keyword try though, I’m sure there’s times I messed it up. I’ll be more than happy if someone points them out. No problem

6)

- When asleep, Jake is probably the second biggest cuddle bug of the entire family, only surpassed by his Mother. It’s almost completely involuntary and an act of pure instinct when it happens as it can be in nearly any place that’s cozy and safe, including but not limited to the couch and his bedroom. It especially kicks in if it’s next to family members but none of them mind it at all. It’s warms their mood up and it literally also warms them up as like with other Tamaraneans, Jake has a pretty warm body temperature even when he’s not directly cuddling anyone

- Also yes, Chris’ shadow constructs can be used to hug those closest to him, especially if they feel down but politely request for their personal space. Shadow constructs though don’t count as breaking that personal space so they allow it.

- Finally, the Duo regularly on some days if the time is right and doable, can visit local children’s hospitals and cancer wards throughout both Bludhaven and Metropolis. They’d spend a good amount of time talking to the many patients there, offering comfort to those who are scared and fearful of their illnesses and injuries, play around the place with those who want to do so whether the doctors are okay with it or not, taking small photos with those patients and their families, and generally just be an uplifting presence for the patients, a lot of them being around their age range or younger.

[beatricebat]

I wrote a bunch of headcanons about Attack on Titan characters as modern wrestlers. This is the last full one.

Currently making his way to the ring is…

Reiner Braun

Background

Ex-college football player. Missed the draft due to an off-season injury. Got offered a WWE tryout a year later.

The Golden Boy

Oh, Reiner. Poor Reiner. You know how I said Eren got given all the ring time and mentorship he wanted to develop? Reiner…did not.

Reiner already had a lot of things that you can’t teach when he joined - the size, the looks, the athleticism, and the charisma. He’s even pretty good at cutting promos - I’m gonna HC him as having been captain of the debate team in high school and college too, because canon Reiner is a lot smarter than people give him credit for.

ANYWAY, the point is: Reiner came in as almost the complete package, but no one ever helped him develop that last 10% to make him a real star.

I also think Reiner was hired a couple of years before Eren and Jean. I briefly alluded to some Zeke drama before, and I feel like Reiner was probably Zeke’s on-screen bodyguard while the off-screen drama was happening. Even though it had nothing to do with him, it’s coloured his reputation in the eyes of his management, so they’re always reluctant to push him.

Reiner still gets a lot of big storylines, and he’s the go-to first challenger for the title whenever a new champion arises.

Reiner secretly dreams of leaving WWE and doing a tour of Japan and going on to the indies. He always gets pressured into re-signing another WWE contract by his mother, who is also his manager (fuck you, Karina).

Reiner also has a huge love of joshi wrestling. Most people who know this assume Reiner is just into Japanese women, but it’s not that at all. Someone once explained how much joshi influenced the rest of wrestling, and showed him a Manami Toyota match, and Reiner was hooked.

(Also I think that ‘someone’ was Sasha Banks. I feel a bit weird about that because I haven’t really had my AU AOT wrestlers interact with any real wrestlers apart from this - like there’s references and influences, but I haven’t actually pulled anyone real fully into it. That said, Sasha/Mercedes is a big weeb in real life who does love AOT too, so I hope she wouldn’t mind me making her best friends with Reiner in my little headcanons. Anyway - Reiner and Sasha bonded over joshi, they were great pals, and Reiner misses her terribly now she’s left WWE.)

Reiner wrestles as Oggy Prince. It’s a terrible name, based on people trying to come up with something around ‘golden boy’ and royalty because of his real name and his looks. People have gotten used to it now though. They started with ‘Augustus’ which was obviously awful, then it was ‘Auggie’ as a shortened version, then ‘Oggy’ as the easy-to-spell one.

Reiner is now insanely over in Australia, because they can do the Oggy Oggy Oggy/oi-oi-oi chant for him. It’s spread a little bit to the US too, but has really caught on big in the UK. It always cheers Reiner up to hear it, especially if he’s overseas and missing home.

Reiner wears long trunks which are yellow and red and kinda looked like the Armoured.

Reiner’s signature moves are German suplexes, because obviously the guy who looks like Brock Lesnar has to adopt Lesnar’s move set too.

Reiner’s finishing move is a gorilla press powerslam. As a trainee, Reiner got given a vague King Kong theme because Ymir kept calling him a gorilla, and that also fit his name. The gorilla press powerslam is the only thing that survived that. It’s called the Crown Jewel. (In my AU, the sports washing Saudi PPV isn’t called something else, it just doesn’t exist.)

[frozenevergreen]

Modern Era WWE Wrestler Headcanons ‼️NSFW‼️

Cody Rhodes

Foreplay is detrimental

If you don’t finish then he’s thoroughly unsatisfied >:(

Super gentle and sweet even when you ask him not to be

“choke me” “WHAT I WOULD NEVER”

Checks in a lot

Brock Lesnar

Borderline animalistic in bed

Likes to tie your hands to things

Twists you like a damn pretzel

Does NOT kiss

Has rare affectionate moments but overall not very cuddly/gentle

Roman Reigns (i had to im sorry)

Calls you pet names 100% (“my good girl” is his favorite)

Talks you through it like my GOD

Prefers to finish with you

Eye contact eye contact eye contact eye conta—

If you don’t finish now you sure as hell will later

Sami Zayn

Soft dom or switch for sure

Magic Hands™ 🤟

Cuddling afterward is a staple

Master of aftercare (though it’s rarely needed because he enjoys simple vanilla activities more often)

Loves to watch your facial expressions

Kevin Owens

Hickey connoisseur

Will edge you for hours

Likes butt play a little too much

Swears a lot during business

Very handsy when he finishes

Seth Rollins

Pussy eating fiend, that man will eat you out like he’s starved

Likes when you pull his hair

LOVES when you scratch down his back

Wants to try different positions a lot (probably owns a Kama Sutra)

Whimpers just to tease you

[cutierocker202]

I kinda wanted Brock vs Bobby Lashley, just to have something new but like we getting Roman vs Brock again. Depression at its finest

[ladytp]

A bit late but better late than never - to watch Drew McIntyre defeating Brock Lesnar in Wrestlemania 2020. Sweet!!!

[ava-valerie]

Temporary: Requests open for Headcanons

Until April 1st 2023

All headcanons will be female reader insert.

Incomplete requests will be deleted. Every request must contain:

Wrestler + Gimmick

Genre

Topic

Wrestlers I write for during this time:

Undertaker

Baron Corbin

Kane

Brock Lesnar

Randy Orton

Dolph Ziggler

Genre:

Spicy/Smutty

Fluffy

Angsty

Topics:

Suggest one in the ask, or choose from below

Intergender match

Road trip

Night at the beach

Enemies to lovers

Fake boyfriend

Summer dress

Difference in size

Dom/Sub scenario

Daddy/Little scenario

💖 Ava 💖

[makanidotdot]

maiev would be like a saran wrapped bushel of steel cables, vs. tyrande having insufferable goddess body

Was thinking about elf physiology, and how one might take the trope of elves always being lithe and slim and use that in some interesting way- was thinking like, after a certain point, maybe elf muscles just get more dense as they get stronger, rather than expanding in physical space, like human or dwarf muscle.  And their bodies are pretty bad at storing fat, either burning it quickly or never putting much on in the first place, so they’d actually a lot more susceptible to physically and mentally degrading if not allowed their various proper sustenance.  

Basically you’d just never see a Brock Lesnar elf  because elves are fragile trash races that can’t get that big.  Only non-elf races are that blessed.

Anyway that being said I love every CHONK elf and I love the big buff Maievs I’ve seen so ya, this is all not even a headcanon just version of headcanon.

[staytiny-angel]

Sharp Dressed Man

Rating: T

Pairing: Crossfit Breezus (Seth Rollins/Tyler Breeze)

Warnings: Hurt/Comfort I guess?

Summary: "You dressed better when you were a supervillain"

Authors Note: Based on a picture of Seth from Mania weekend and a headcanon I've had about him for years

I went for silly, ended up with feels. Story of my life. I wrote this in 20 minutes don't @ me if it's terrible, just dipping my toes in a new ship.

Tagging @sethsevolution @deepdisireslonging @scream-qween @bodhi-black @issacloveswwe @mojidomo

"Is that what you're wearing?" Tyler says giving his boyfriend a slightly disgusted look.

Seth looked down at his faded grey skinny jeans, plain t-shirt and grabbed his suit coat "I'm wearing this jacket too?" He said holding it out for the blond to see.

"Is that the jacket to the Armani tux I picked out for you last year?" Tyler said blinking in disbelief

"Yeah?" Seth said nonchalantly

"Seth, Sweetheart? You are the Universal Champion and you're about to go on national television dressed…well kinda awful?" Tyler said wincing because he'd tried really hard to come to terms with the fact that the man he'd fallen in love with was an unmitigated fashion disaster but sometimes it was HARD.

After he and Fandango had gone their separate ways, the absolute last person he'd expected to end up with was Seth Rollins but a year later and here they were a few days out from Seth beating that nasty Brock Lesnar and Tyler was stretched out on their hotel bed in the wee hours of the morning watching Seth get ready to be on ESPN.

"Ty-Ty, its ESPN, not The Tonight Show, I don't think they're expecting a fashion icon," Seth said leaning over the bed and giving him a kiss

"Well no, if they were, then I would be going there instead," Tyler said with a smirk after he pulled back from Seth's mouth. "None of that now, we have to find you something else to wear"

Seth sighed "Must we?"

"Oh yeah Babe, there's no way you're going on TV dressed like that" Tyler said as he got up and started to rummage through their suitcases, muttering "I swear baby you dressed better when you were a supervillain." as he went

"Stephanie picked out my clothes back then" Seth said his mouth twisting in a grimace

Tyler stopped what he was doing "What?" he said in a whisper, something about Seth clicking into place for him "Is that why you only wear suits when corporate makes you?" He says, going back to where Seth was now sitting at the edge of the bed and plopping in his lap "You let me dress you in a black on black for the Hall of Fame" he said quietly

"Different cause it's you babe." Seth says with a far away look

"Oh sweetie, " Tyler sighs wrapping his arms around his boyfriends neck "I know I can be....pushy when it comes to clothes but you gotta tell me shit like this"

Seth shook himself out of old memories and nodded "I promise baby"

"Okay." Tyler said giving him a soft kiss

"I'm okay Ty-Ty" because of course Seth would comfort Tyler when Seth was the one who'd been upset. "What about the leather jacket Dean bought me?" Seth said obviously not wanting to talk about it anymore.

"Ambrose does have astonishingly good taste in outerwear now. I think that would look perfect"' Tyler said getting up, vowing to himself to be more aware of what he said to Seth in the future, while simultaneously thinking he'd still love to give both Helmsleys a piece of his mind despite Seth's tentative reunion with Hunter, because sometimes Seth's mind was a field of land mines and stepping on one was painful for both of them.

"I do need new jeans tho, babe wanna come pick some out with me while we're still in New York?" Seth said with a grin as he shrugged into the aforementioned leather jacket.

"Is that a trick question?" Tyler replied with a grin because bad fashion taste or not Seth's ass in skinny jeans was a work of art.

"Love you, Ty-Ty" Seth said smiling as he was about to walk out the door

"Love you too Sethie" Tyler replied as he watched him leave, before falling back on the bed.

Seth Rollins was a hot mess but damn it he was Tyler's hot mess and he wouldnt have it any other way.

[kitwilsonsass]

wheres my bravier in new orleans headcanons guys

bc it’s a great time for them

i know none of us care about brock lesnar

[paladin-of-nerd-fandom65]

Thanks for the answers :) got some more if that’s ok?

1: is there a canon reason why Jake is named well, Jacob? What’s your Headcanon about the name?

2: besides the undertaker vs mankind hel in a cell match, what’s the duos favorite OMG moment in wrestling?

3: what’s the official name for the duo: the starburst duo, starburst duo, team starburst, etc….

4: was there another name for the duo before coming up with starburst duo?

5: what’s something the duo would laugh at every time?

6: would Chris like three despicable me movies? I say yes due to the adoption theme & maybe the fart gun weapon. ( can see Jake creating his own version of that XD)

@gothicghost2000 No problem at all my friend ;-)

1) As of this writing, sadly there hasn’t been an official documented reason for Jake’s naming in New Order by his creators so for the canonical part it is currently unknown.

That having been said, Based on a Headcanon by the ever lovely @snothing , Jakand’r translates in Tamaranean as ‘Moonfire’; more implicitly he’s named after one of Tamaran’s moons though in a bit of coincidence, it’s also a name that starts with the letter J which can fit into how both his sister and him are named after Mary and John Grayson. For more on that, that post would be right here

2) Perhaps the Duo’s OMG moments will also include but not limited to:

Cody vs Dustin Rhodes, especially it’s ending from AEW Double or Nothing 2019,

Kofi Kingston vs Bryan Danielson for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania 35

Kurt Angle Driving a Milk Truck to the Ring then Dousing Milk all Over Steve Austin (aka Milk-O-Mania)

And lastly but never the least

Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar at Survivor Series 2016

3) I probably lean on The Phantom Star Vanguard Titans as it reflects both their place of origins and roots while making them a sub branch of the Titans via their respective connections with Dick and Kory.

4) At first they try coining the Star Phantoms as a sort of nickname for them but as time went on after the press gave them their more well known moniker, it ended up sticking to them and they accepted it, finalizing it via their Twitter account being called as such.

5) Probably videos about epic bloopers, special effects failures, and other such mishaps when it comes to big budget movies behind the scenes are a surefire guarantee in getting Chris and Jake to burst out laughing so hard. It's something of a tradition for them nearly every single time they have a sleepover.

6) Oh my yes Chris would adore those movies which is quite ironic in a sense given he's a superhero and yet the main character Gru himself starts out as a self admitted supervillain. As for the tool you describe, I see Jake taking some inspiration only instead he opts for instead gas grenades, packed with instead a compound that emits a powerful odor that can be described being 'Someone accidentally cutting the cheese at the same time a skunk walks right into the room'. Jake would use it in flushing out entire rooms are armed criminals and thugs inside a building during patrols

[peppermintquartz]

so i have an entire headcanon of me being in the wwe working for the undertaker 

(i was loyal all the way until the american badass era and that was when kane and i betrayed him, and that was why the old taker came back at wm20, bc i used kane to do the dirty work of “killing the undertaker” and i did the “resurrecting spell” blah blah and i have been loyal ever since then) 

and now that taker is prob retiring the kayfabe storyline is currently i must look for a worthy successor 

and the thing is bray wyatt wants the power of taker which i refuse to hand over

bc i want the demon king to inherit but finn balor doesn’t want to be the demon king

so i have asked kane and brock lesnar to judge if bray is worthy 

and at the same time i am trying to lure the demon out of finn

and now we hurtle towards wm34 with this particular storyline

so tl;dr: i need a goddamn life

[miloloveswrestling]

I don't get it. Why isn't there more material made by fans about wrestling ? Where are the fanfictions ? Where are the fanarts ? Am I missing a hide out somewhere ? Where are the fangirls ? The ships ? The many headcanons I'm sure you all have ? I mean there are some, sure, but sometimes tags are quiet for days, new people are rarer than Brock Lesnar showing up. Thankfully some people are there and they are great, really, thank you for existing but it's not enough. I need more. I don't know where I'm going with this I guess what I'm saying is that I'm frustrated to dive in this world and not finding enough stuff to extinguish the Thirst. Maybe I just didn't find the good places ? Someone has recs for me ?

[snarkwriteswrasslin]

Since I’ve decided that I’m gonna keep doing headcanons all the time, I thought it’d probably be a good idea to make a list of wrestlers I’m not going to write anything for, just so everyone knows.

Wrestlers I won’t be doing headcanons / writing for : 

as stated before, I will not be writing about anyone mentioned / suspected of being involved in that whole recent clusterfuck of a mess that resulted in several men being called out on their disgusting behavior. Nope. If they were mentioned in it ( I’ll be checking this too, btw ) I won’t be writing about them. IDC if I have in the past, before I knew... all that. I won’t be doing it anymore. ( off the top of my head, I remember Jimmy Havoc, Jack Gallagher, Matt Riddle and a few others being mentioned? I’m not sure on all the names, so if anyone knows, it’d be a help tbh.)

deceased wrestlers. Sorry, I just... can’t. I’d feel too damn weird.

Okay, as far as indy wrestlers go, ask if I know them first. I don’t really get to watch a lot of indy stuff, but I’m planning to change that soon.

Adam Rose

Brock Lesnar. Nope. Not interested.

Cody Rhodes.

Corey Graves. TBH, just don’t send me any announcers / refs, pls? 

Joey Janela. Look, as much as I’d love to, I’m just.. Nope. Not.

-- gonna throw this out there... if they ( the actual person portraying the persona )  have a blog / presence on tumblr and it’s KNOWN, idk I’d feel comfortable writing about the character, tbh.. I’m honestly NOT looking for that kinda attention? 

Randy Orton.

Velveteen Dream

Basically, if you think I might not know about the person, ask me if I know them. 

Oh, while I have your attention. I don’t mind doing NSFW or SFW, just specify. If you want specific things / events ( dates, marriage, having a baby, being friends with, etc) feel free to send those to me too, I’d love to try it.

Just basically don’t be shy. There really aren’t many people I won’t at least try writing for, tbh. 

[yourlittleblackhearts]

Yall this is so good <3

for the request thingy please 🖤

cowboy brock lesnar , spicy/smutty , and on a road trip but there is nowhere to sit so he offers you a spot on his lap maybe? save a horse, ride a cowboy. ;)

I was SO hoping that someone would pick this exact combination 😫💖💦 YES! YES TO ALL! You. Shall. Receive. 💖

** Headcanon **

NSFW below the cut (18+ readers only)

Brock's amused smirk grows wider the more irritated you get

The sheer sight of your raised eyebrows and the convulsed mouth gives him that little extra joy of the situation as he stops the vehicle next to you

You were expecting a car, or at least a bike, when suggesting the roadtrip

And not a fucking tractor

Now you get all riled up, wielding the arms

"What is THAT?!"

His chuckle is almost provocative as he answers

"As you can see, that's a tractor."

"No shit, Brock! Where am I going to sit?!"

You whine while looking up to the big man who casually sits on the only seat available

Looking ridiculously hot with that sleeveless vest and the stupid cowboy hat

The urge to either slap his face, OR make out with his face grows inside of you

Brock gives you a lopsided sneer and pats his thigh

"Climb up. It'll be comfy. Promised."

Why does every word sound like a mocking?

You grab the hand he offers and he easily pulls you up and on his lap

Your back resting against his upper body

"Sheesh. I hope my hair won't get tangled from the amazing speed of this tractor."

The complaint causes him to snort and he runs his fingers over the inside of your thigh, holding the steering wheel with the other hand

"You're such a crybaby. Let's see if I can turn this crying into... hm... whining..."

With that said, he slowly moves a digit over your clothed sex

Adding so much pressure you almost jump from the contact

Without a warning he removes the hand from the steering wheel and you have to grab it

"What are you doing?!"

"You got this, kid. Eyes on the road."

Both of his hands sneak under your shirt and bra, fingers teasing your sensitive nipples as you fight to keep the eyes open

The need for some friction gets unbearable and you slide up and down on his thigh

Feeling how he flexes the muscle

"Oh my... please!"

You whimper and he firmly pinches a nipple while sliding a hand in your pants and pushing a finger inside you

Groaning in your ear

"I love it when I can make you shut up and instead whining... Now enjoy the fuckin' road."

His talking makes you twitch and he keeps on fingering you

On a tractor